Thursday, July 24, 2008

Top Five Return-to-Form Albums

This list goes beyond, "hey they sucked for a a while, but now they've got a new album that's pretty good". No, this list attempts to find artists who were truly great when they began. Truly great. But then, for some reason or another, they lost it. Some lost their mojo, others lost their players, and some really have no excuses. Regardless, they all found a way to come back to life either by reinventing themselves or digging deeper to find that elusive piece of creative catalyst. They then formed something great. Something beautiful. Enjoy

5. Avalon by Roxy Music
Let's face it: the peak of Roxy's brilliance was the 1973 release For Your Pleasure. That was the pinnacle of the Bryan Ferry/ Brian Eno collaboration: one that melded Ferry's lounge-y charm and Eno's obsession with tape recorders. After tensions and egos got out of hand, Eno left for his own solo career. Since then, Roxy has struggled to produce work that feels focused and cohesive.
They did pull off a few great albums after the schism (namely Country Life and Siren), but in the late 70s Roxy fell off the map with a few life-less, direction-less albums, namely the abysmal Flesh+Blood. Then, in 1982, Avalon happened. Arguably the most focused and well-crafted album after Eno's departure, Avalon was Ferry showcasing his skills and passions. It was to be his perfect swan song, laying Roxy to rest at one of its highest musical peaks.
Sample track: "More Than This"

4. This Nation's Saving Grace by The Fall
Mark E. Smith is probably responsible for influencing the creation of more alternative bands than anyone this side of The Velvet Underground.The Fall started out primarily as a punk act, though Smith was never one to simply write songs depicting anger and anarchy. Instead, his approach was much more fragmentary-- in a way that sounds almost Dylan-esque. But after a handful of successful albums (leading up to the fantastic Grotesque), their music began to enter a short period of stagnancy. So, Mark brought in Brix Smith, his wife guitarist and singer extraordinaire, and the group started to retool it's approach with an eye towards a more pop oriented sound. After a few albums of varying success and quality, the group perfected the technique and emerged with This Nation's Saving Grace, which would garner and solidify their American cult following.The album was a wonderful pastiche of post-modern excessivism with an eye towards the partying, drug-worn, and ironic. The group would continue to make great albums (even after Brix's departure), but none would ever match the one that brought them back into the [alternative] fold.
Sample track: "Cruiser's Creek"

3. Mock Tudor by Richard Thompson
Richard Thompson's career is so full of great music that it's hard to believe that he would even have released an album that might fit this criteria. After a long, successful, and critically acclaimed career (starting with Fairport Convention then recording albums with his now ex-wife), he accepted a contract with Capital Records. Though he recorded many great songs during his stay with them, most of his recordings from this era (most of the 90s) were lacking in a way that his work never had. However, the last album he produced under contract, Mock Tudor was a gem the likes of which his fans hadn't seen since he and Linda completed Shoot Out the Lights in 1982. Tudor wove a wonderfully complex narrative of suburban life that was almost Chaucer-like in it's presentation. The album showed that the fusing of Thompson's folk roots and remarkable songwriting skills was still capable of producing fantastic music.
Sample track: "Cooksferry Queen"

2. Mezzanine by Massive Attack
In 1991, they were visionaries. Their debut, Blue Lines, had almost single-handedly created trip-hop, a genre that celebrated the fusion of hip hop beats and British club music. Their jams were smooth, calculated pieces that would gently rise and fall in an unusually ethereal way. Despite the rush of critical and commercial success, Massive Attack became increasingly ignored over the next few years. They continued to produce work, but it often fell to the background of the trip hop scene. In a way, the bands they inspired into existence were threatening the very existence of Massive Attack: they were behind a curve that they had created. But all of that changed in 1998 when the group released Mezzanine. The album has a warm feeling that is remarkably contrasted by dry electronic beats and drum machines. The first four songs make for the most irresistible opening punch to one of the most original albums of it's era: "Angel", "Risingson", "Teardrop" (better known now as the theme from the tv show "House"), and the album's crescendo, "Inertia Creeps"
Sample track: "Inertia Creeps"

1. Learning to Crawl by The Pretenders
When the Pretenders hit the scene in 1980, they wowed everyone in their path. Chrysiie Hynde as the punk rocking, guiar bearing songstress with guitar virtuoso James Honeymoon-Scott backing her up. It was new wave, rock n'roll, and punk all rolled into a neat package of hooks and cynical lyrics. But when the band's sophomore effort hit the stores, everyone complained of the seeming lack of ingenuity so ever-present from their debut. Most simply wrote off the effort as a copy job and the band as a one trick pony (though the album certainly did have it's high points). But the reason this is the best Return-to-Form album ever has less to do with the band being unable to maintain the intensity of their work than their (Chryssie Hynde's) persistence. After the release of The Pretenders II, the group's bassist, Pete Farndon, was kicked out of the group due to drug abuse. Shortly thereafter, Honeymoon-Scott overdosed on cocaine. It wasn't long until Fardon did the same. Hynde, now pregnant with Ray Davies' baby, was overwhelmed and had only a drummer remaining. Two years later, a re-vamped Pretenders emerged from the ashes and released Learning to Crawl. Though perhaps not quite as consistent as their debut, Crawl showed the world that Chryssie Hynde was more than the snarling punk rocker they had fallen in love with 4 years before. The breadth of songs on this album are amazing with the highlight being perhaps their most famous tune: "Back on the Chain Gang".
Sample track: "Back on the Chain Gang"

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Twofer Tuesday

Bands often make great albums. Freqently, those albums contain great songs. Sometimes, those great songs make it onto the radio. Rarely, a set of 2 songs are so great that they deserve to be played back-to-back. These are those songs.

I'll spare you explanations.

Queen - "We Will Rock You" and "We Are the Champions"
From News of the World

Led Zeppelin - "Heartbreaker" and "Living Loving Maid (She's Just a Woman)"
From Led Zeppelin II

The Police - "Driven to Tears" and "When the World Is Running Down, You Make the Best of What's Still Around"
From Zenyatta Mondatta

Pink Floyd - "The Happiest Days of Our Lives" and "Another Brick in the Wall (Part 2)"
From The Wall

Tears for Fears - "Broken" and "Head Over Heals/Broken"
From Songs from the Big Chair

Friday, July 18, 2008

Mad Libs: Band Affinity



This hysterical little piece is from a publication put out by Veer called The Amazing Summer Activity Book for the Creative & Their Pals.

Hey. I'm creative. And you guys are my pals. Perfect! Copy and paste mine from the Comments, make it your own, and then post it with mine.

Peace.

Top Five Albums of the 90s

Ah, the 90s. The decade that I came into full and awkward awareness of myself. Being 6 inches taller than everyone else and hitting puberty way too early. And middle school. Those were the days. Anybody seen my pogs?

The funniest part about this list is that I didn't discover a single one of these albums until after I had graduated high school. I'll spare you the explanations. Just listen to them. Enjoy.

5. Central Reservation by Beth Orton
sample track: "Stolen Car"



4. Screamadelica by Happy Mondays
sample track: "Movin' on Up"



3. The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill by Lauryn Hill
sample track: "Everything Is Everything"



2. Dog Man Star by The London Suede
sample track: "The Wild Ones"



1. Different Class by Pulp
sample track: "Common People"



***

Honorable Mention:

Mezzanine by Massive Attack
Pills 'n' Thrills and Bellyaches by Happy Mondays
Black on Both Sides by Mos Def

Side 1, Track 1s

In the true spirit of High Fidelity I present to you the best lead off tracks you can find. There were two constraints used in the selection. 1) The track must function as an integral part of the album and lead in to the its general theme and tone. 2) The album itself can't suck. Observe:

5. "Kinky Afro" off Pills 'n' Thrills and Bellyaches by Happy Mondays
They were drunk. They were high. They were belligerent. And they were British. But man, those guys could rock out a funky dance tune like nobody's business. "Kinky Afro", full of hooks and morbid, nonsensical lyrics, kicks off the Monday's best album before they self-imploded due to the aforementioned vices (except for the whole British thing).

4. "Dirty Mind" off Dirty Mind Prince
This aptly named single, from the album bearing its same name, may not sound groundbreaking, but make no mistake: "Dirty Mind" beautifully encapsulates Prince's obsession with art and sex. It was the perfect intro to his first all out effort to fully explore the far reaches of his kinky (and sometimes taboo) fantasies. Sex in cars? Check. Bicurious behavior? Check. Fellatio from a woman on the way to her wedding? Check. Incest? Check. Not coincidentally, this was also the first album that Prince was allowed to produce by himself.

3. "Five Years" off Ziggy Stardust by David Bowie
A dark and grim piece that bears the news of Earth's imminent death sets the stage for the album's narrative about a rock n' roll alien that shows up to save humanity... before collapsing under the weight of his own ego. Compelling stuff.

2. "Teenage Riot" off Daydream Nation by Sonic Youth
An anthem to end all anthems, "Teenage Riot" begins with a slow strum of a single guitar and an almost ethereal chanting from Kim Gordon. Then everything comes to a halt and, before you can react, swirling guitars kick up and hook you in (the linked video skips the first part, thought). "Teenage Riot" signals the beginning of a masterpiece of dissonance and discord.

1. "Seven Nation Army" off Elephant by The White Stripes
Bass. Drums. "I'm gonna fight 'em all/A seven nation army couldn't hold me back". So begins "Seven Nation Army", a tune that marks not only the beginning of the White Stripes's most consistent and satisfying album to date, but also the start an era of albums that saw the White Stripes rise from garage rock sensations to artistes extraordinaire. In a way, Elephant is their Rubber Soul.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Top Five Amazing Albums I Cannot Recommend

I know what you're thinking:

"Uh, you mean 'enough', though, right? You forgot to say 'enough'."

Nope. These are five wonderful albums that I would NOT recommend to the average person. Yeah, I know. That's kinda elitist of me. But I'm just speaking the truth.


1. Sparks - Kimono My House
Sample Track: "This Town Ain't Big Enough For Both of Us"
From Ron Mael's Hitler toothbrush mustache to Russell Mael's feminine falsetto, this band was created to fail, yet somehow they not only succeeded but also are still going strong 38 years later.

Kimono My House is incredibly well crafted. The album keeps you tapping your feet to the beat the entire time in interesting ways (ex. "Falling in Love With Myself Again" is a full-on pop waltz). However, it's also a very odd album. Aside from the previously mentioned falsetto, the lyrics are silly when they're decipherable. It all works, if you're into that sort of thing. However, since most people aren't going to go for what basically amounts to the crazier forerunner to "Bohemian Rhapsody" (released one year later), I generally cannot recommend this album.

2. Big Audio Dynamite - No. 10, Upping Street
Sample Track: "C'mon Every Beatbox"
Musical history lesson time. In 1983, Mick Jones was fired from The Clash by Joe Strummer. Fast forward to 1986. Mick Jones has already moved on to form a new band, Big Audio Dynamite. About to release a second album, a familiar face comes strolling in. Or should I say, "Strumming" in. That's right, Joe Strummer. So it's Jones and Strummer, back together. It sounds like a match made in heaven, so why wouldn't I recommend it then?

Something weird happened in the 1980s. The New Wave found rap. No. 10 Upping Street is a great album showcasing this phenomenon, but while it may be better than "Ant Rap" or John "Johnny Rotten" Lydon's "World Destruction", I'd never recommend it without some serious caveats.


3. Japan - Adolescent Sex
Sample Track: "Adolescent Sex"
Let me just get this out of the way and say that I'd never really feel great about recommending someone to look up "adolescent sex".

Japan became an interesting segue between post-Eno Roxy Music and New Wave acts like Duran Duran. However, before Japan's David Sylvian stole Bryan Ferry's trademark vibrato, Japan was more snarl than suave. With this in mind, Adolescent Sex does something that might be hard to understand at first blush. They managed to marry the sounds of Punk and Disco. But it's not really that Punk. Nor is it very Disco. The marriage of the two on the album is a musical perfect storm: it's not for the faint of heart, but it's a great experience if you survive it.


4. Man Or Astro-Man? - EEVIAC: Operational Index and Reference Guide
Sample Track: "Interstellar Hardrive"
I was introduced to Man or Astro-Man? many years ago. I've grown a lot musically since then, but I seem to always go back to them every once in a while. It's something about their sci-fi and experimental surf rock style that I love. That could be all I need to say about why I wouldn't recommend them, but I'll explain further. Man or Astro-Man? have the chops to play melt your face off surf rock, but they also love to play around with sound machines. In one song, "Psychology of A.I. (Numbers Follow Answers)", they take what would be a fairly normal song and tinker with it until it sounds like you just started losing the signal to a lo-fi radio station. On top of that, most of their songs are less than 3 minutes long, leaving you little time to absorb what's going on. The only song that slows things down on the album is a song called, get this, "_______/Myopia". At 5:50 of music time, you'd expect it to be a complete song, with an intro, middle, climax, and end. Instead, the previous song seamlessly flows into it, providing the intro, and it ends abruptly just as soon as it reaches its high point. This album is too retro, too futuristic, and too experimental to recommend.

5. Wham! - Make It Big
Sample Track: "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go"

The only reason why this one is on the list is because I'd never want to admit to someone that I own a Wham! album....

Monday, July 14, 2008

Top 5 Hand Jobs

We all know that Curry hates a hand job.

This post is, therefore, necessary.

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Friday, July 11, 2008

Cover Me Badd

Haha, get it? Cover Me Badd? Like Color... me.... Never mind.

This is my list of the top 5 worst cover songs ever recorded.


5. "American Pie" by Madonna
Original: Don McLean

Scientists have spent billions of dollars sending satellites into space trying to figure out what a star sounds like when it's burning out.

4. "Don't Stand So Close to Me" by The Police
Original: The Police

Can a band cover itself? When the remake is as horrible as this one, it can. The remake is hardly The Police. It's essentially "Fields of Gold" Sting with those other guys from the Police. It's unnecessary and unlistenable.

3. "My Generation" by Hilary Duff
Original: The Who

Out of all of the bubble-head cover songs, I chose this one because it changes the lyric to "I hope I DON'T die before I get old." I know it's not anything new to berate the song because of that lyric, but I think the world is a better place when we constantly reaffirm that we all hated the change.

2. "Blue Monday" by Orgy
Original: New Order

When a band breaks through with a cover song, I have a two-step process to determine whether the band/cover song has any credibility:
One: Would we have ever heard of [band] if not for the cover song?
Two: If not, did the cover contribute anything musically?
Regarding Orgy's cover of New Order's "Blue Monday", the answer to each of these questions is a resounding NO.

1. "Mad World" by Michael Andrews and Gary Jules
Original: Tears for Fears

The more I think about the movie Donnie Darko, the worse I feel about myself. On the other hand, I'm a huge fan of Tears for Fears. So you guys are just going to trust me when I say that I'm trying to be as unbiased as possible when I call the cover of "Mad World" the worst cover song ever made.

The cover violates my first rule* of music: the lyrics are never more important than the music. The violation comes from the "simplistic equals better" approach to song-making. It's the same approach taken by every guitar-owning 14 year old in heavy eye makeup (male or female, you choose). In doing so, it ends up destroying any irony the lyrics had in the original (see "I find it kind of funny; I find it kind of sad", et al). Much like Donnie Darko, this cover has no redeeming qualities.



Just in case you were wondering, this is my favorite cover version ever....

OK, just kidding. Seriously, though, my favorite cover is this one.

*The Five Rules of Music to be posted later

Top 5 Ted Halls

5. Ted Hall
4. Ted Hall
3. Ted Hall
2. Ted Hall
1. Ted Hall

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Cry in Your Beer

Today I celebrate my love for western wear, pointy boots, and paisley (if you can slip it in there) with the Top Five best "Cry in Your Beer" songs.

Before we kick off the list, I'd like to point out that I do not condone lists with multiple entries from the same recording artist (unless the list is about a particular artist). So although this list could be populated 10 times over with George Jones songs, I decided to go for a little more vocal variety. Enjoy.

5. "It Won't Hurt" by Dwight Yoakam
"It Won't hurt when I fall down from this barstool". One line in and we know where this one is going. All pain and suffering with the typical prescription of whiskey in large doses. Dwight's drawl is perfect pulling apart syllables in and bathing them in grief, and his picture of heart-broken drunkenness is perfectly captured by his wonderful songwriting skills.

Today I had another bout with sorrow
You know this time I almost won
If this bottle would just hold out 'til tomorrow
I know that I'd have sorrow on the run



4. "Tonight I Think I'm Gonna Go Downtown" by Joe Ely
Joe Ely was an original member of the Texas-based band The Flatlanders that took a Gram Parsons-like approach to country music. Their roots-y sensibilities and uncanny songwriting skills were a breathe of fresh air during the crap-laden, over-produced sounds of Nashville in the 70s. this tune, penned by fellow Flatlander Butch Hancock, tells the sad story of a man recently split from his lover who wanders around downtown wherever looking for a piece of him that's missing.

Tonight I think I'm gonna go downtown.
Tonight I think I'm gonna look around
For something I couldn't see
When this world was more real to me.
Yeah tonight I think I'm gonna go downtown.



3. "Crying Time" by Buck Owens
Ok, so the title kind of gives this away, but for a guy who usually isn't too mopey this one is a real tear jerker. Buck actually stays away from mopey on his sad songs preferring to go the upbeat, self-deprecating route ("Act Naturally") or the more proactive "take it like a man" approach ("Foolin' Around" and "Adios, Goodbye, Farewell, Good Luck, So Long"), but this tune has him bearing his soul as he premptively calls out a lover who he knows will break his heart.

Oh, it's crying time again
You're gonna leave me
I Can see that faraway look in your eyes
I can tell by the way you hold me, darlin'
That it won't be long before it's crying time



2. "I Hate These Songs" by Dale Watson
Dale Watson is somewhat of a cult favorite amongst purist country lovers. He has a love for old country tunes and voice just this side of Merle Haggard. In this heart breaker, we find trying to reconcile his love of country music and the pain they cause him when he listens to them.

Cause I sit in my car
And I bathe in their sorrow
Try to wash away my tears
Just to get through tomorrow
Note by note
Line by line
It cuts to the bone
Man I hate these songs



1. "The Grand Tour" by George Jones
"Step right up/Come on in" So begins George Jones tragic tale of loss and sorrow. Quite easily the winner of them all, this song paints a picture of sadness unparalleled by any vocalist. George has recorded better songs, but none can pull a tear so easy as this beautifully crafted piece. His wife having left him, George tells the story of his broken relationship by giving you a tour of his now empty home. The whole song swells with emotions (and strings) leading to a climatic moment when he wails:

As you leave you'll see the nursery
Oh, she left me without mercy
Taking nothing but our baby and my heart


I can think of no other vocalist that draw such energy from simple syllables.

Second Post = Best Seconds

It was easy enough to come up with the concept of this list; compiling the list proved much more difficult. It's apparently easy enough to come up with one good album when you're in a band like Televisions, but putting together that masterful second album could only be achieved by an elite few.

These are my personal top five best musical sophomore efforts:

5. Kanye West - Late Registration
Ye's follow-up to his ground-breaking solo debut took his art, and possibly hip-hop, to another level musically. While his rhymes on Late Registration are not nearly as personal or intense as those on College Dropout, his collaboration with Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind score composer Jon Brion on most of the album seamlessly meld contemporary orchestral composition with pop and hip-hop in a way that has not been achieved before over the course of an entire album. "Gold Digger" had the entire country hollering, "We want Prenup!", "Touch the Sky" had the entire country dancing along, and "Celebration" will drive any man to drink... in a good way.

4. Garth Brooks - No Fences
No Fences was the first CD I ever owned. It was a gift given to me at my 10th birthday party, before heading to the Mesquite rodeo for the first time. My country music phase was a sort of rebellion against my parents and is a part of my life I still cherish. I felt that it set me apart from my immediate family; that it made me into something I wanted to badly to emulate: the country boy and the epitome of that which is Texan. Though No Fences is not my favorite Garth album, it certainly ranks among the top second efforts. Garth Brooks' debut on the Nashville scene was relatively standard, and it was in the recording of his second album that we could see the first signs of transformation into the Garth.

3. Foo Fighters - The Colour and the Shape
After the death of Nirvana frontman Curt Cobain, drummer Dave Grohl began to look at the alt/rock scene from a different angle. While still true to his grunge roots, he began to appeal to his internal pop and folk demons with his new project, the Foo Fighters. While the Foo Fighters debut had commercial success and showed a kind of new, fun spirit that was lacking in dark grunge and alternative musics, it was still very green and, in hindsight, was incomplete. Two years later, with The Colour and the Shape, Grohl took alternative rock to light speed and left all the flannel behind. One single on the album, "Everlong" would make any top-five rock songs that I might compile in the future.

2. Daft Punk - Discovery
I'm tired of defending my choices. Posting in this blog is taking forever.

This is the most awesome electronic/dance album ever. Listen to it. If you still don't agree, I hate you and everything you stand for.

1. Weezer - Pinkerton
Weezer, I think we can all agree, is the greatest band of all time ever in the entire universe (known and unknown). Now that we have that out of the way, we need to talk a little about their discography. "Hardcore" Weezer fans argue that Rivers Cuomo peaked with the too-honest, autobiographical, commercially-underachieving Pinkerton, Weezer's last album with falsetto-belting bassist Matt Sharp (now of the Rentals). These people are, of course, idiots. Their fascination with Pinkerton, is not, however unfounded. With Weezer's sophomore album, Cuomo really let down his guard. In making his music so personal and emotional, listeners could connect to the artist in a way that I think had been lost in popular rock music. The commercial failure of the album and Cuomo's reaction to that rejection changed his musical personality for the rest of his career, thus alienating many of Weezer's most intense fanbase. Because of this dramatic shift in rock personality, Pinkerton stands up as a kind of time-capsule, representing an exact time and place in music that will never be newly experienced again.

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

First Post = Best Firsts

Contrabulations and welcome to my first post. As my first official top 5 of the blog, I decided to lead off with my favorite first albums.


5. Television - Marquee Moon

Most people think of punks playing one-minute-nothing songs with very little technical ability. Marquee Moon manages to be punk while avoiding both of those stereotypes, particularly in the nearly 11-minute masterpiece, "Marquee Moon".

4. Devo - Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo!

This one starts out so great, I'm just going to use the first few lyrics as the description: "Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah!"

3. Meat Loaf - Bat out of Hell

I watched a making-of documentary about Bat out of Hell on VH1 Classic, and it really gave me a deep appreciation for what it took to make the album. Nobody wanted to help an overweight, sweaty, operatic rock singer make an album. Todd Rundgren came to the rescue, and the rest is history... until Meat Loaf came out with Bat out of Hell 3.

2. Boston - Boston

You can hear every song off of Boston's debut album on every classic rock station in the country, and there's a reason for that. Boston rocked it out on their first album. Every song.

1. Talking Heads - Talking Heads '77

I'm being a little biased here. Talking Heads is my favorite band of all time. While they continued to refine their style over the years, adding more instruments and more worldly influences, their debut album epitomizes the art-punk and CBGB sounds from beginning to end.

In the Beginning

Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you to stop what you're doing and listen.

TOP FIVE RECORDS IS GOING LIVE, YO!

So what is Top Five Records Presents, exactly? This ridica-cool project has been created for the purposes of sharing music and movie tastes. It's a way to encourage the snobbery and elitism that plagues people who feel the need to define their lives by their own "individual" tastes. It was John Cusack's character from High Fidelity who said it best: What really matters is what you like, not what you are like.


So get on it doggone it.

I want to see some Top Fives posted. It can be anything pertaining to film, music, literature. Now is the time to show the world what you're made of.

Peace.